I call it ``Humor.''

Almost all of these selections have been stolen from somewhere else, without any permission at all.

The Life of the Geek and Nerd

• Why a geek is such a good catch.
• The poignant story of a nerdette.
• Très chic geek.

Artificial Stupidity

• Koans from the zen masters.
• ``MIT's AI Lab'' is not the name of the lab, that's just the name of the song.
• Helpful advice for AI grad students and researchers.
• What's so wonderful about Scheme?
• What do you think you are?
• Why M.D.s should not write prescriptions on a Newton

Selections With No Theme in Particular

• The Ugly American in Utah.
• Is this why Microsoft Windows is so big?
• Is that your source code, or did someone pickup the phone?
• Twas brillig, and the Protocols Did USER-SERVER in the wabe.
• Don't blame the programmer.
• The Tao

Humor for a New World

• Perhaps this will be the anti-anthem of a new generation.
• nntp 119/tcp usenet # Network News Transfer

And the #1 reason to be a Computer Science major is...

• Because you're irritating!

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