0Fh - You'll be rich. Nyah, nyah, you angst-ridden liberal arts types.
0Eh - You can use terms like spam, POO, and blow-up-bigger-'n-a-bird in normal conversation.
0Dh - Internet access to the Canonical list of light-bulb jokes.
0Ch - You don't have to deal with the awful burden of maintaining your mental health.
0Bh - Logging into computers all over the world, simultaneously, and TALKing with yourself.
0Ah - One word: Trolling.
09h - You get all the little jokes in TRON.
08h - If anyone says, "OH, I hate computers! They're so impersonal." you can slash their credit rating with the gleeful knowledge that they won't take it personally.
07h - That happy feeling you get when you realize that 90% of everything you learn will be absolutely useless in under 5 years.
06h - You learn something important and valuable about life; namely, how much sleep it can go without and how much caffeine it can consume.
05h - Programming a neural network to take notes for you.
04h - CSCI 486 prepares you for many aspects of real life; like when it ends, and you go to HELL!!
03h - You can have more than ten reasons.
02h - More intership offers in one semester than most Anthro majors get before the die. (Once again, nyah nyah, you angst-ridden...)